we're blogging at a bar
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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