You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
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This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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