you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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