All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
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Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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