Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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