The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
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Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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