Can Purell be used as lube?
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
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She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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