yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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