Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
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i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
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They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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