So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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