ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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