What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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