Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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