Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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