when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
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I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
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I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
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