You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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