people are starting to question the shark bite story
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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