We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
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He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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