remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
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Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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