Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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