Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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