That's when you crack a 10am beer
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
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Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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