Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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