They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
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I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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