You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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