I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
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...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
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Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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