i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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I need you to use more vowels.
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I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
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Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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