how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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