i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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