kristin has been a bad kristin
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I think I sprained my soul last night
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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