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$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
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Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
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okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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