Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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