bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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