In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Randomize
