Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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