this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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