Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
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We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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