i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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