I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
worst night to have a conscience
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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