The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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