fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
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I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
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Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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