am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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