do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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