Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
a search helicopter?!
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I have aggressive nipples.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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