I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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