Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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