How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
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Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
porn star boner night. come get it.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
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You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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