Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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