I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
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I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
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Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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