bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
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This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
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She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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