Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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