this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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