Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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