dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
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Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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