my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Still dying that you shit outside
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
