i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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