who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
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do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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