Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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